Did you wonder where I was? It's been a bit quiet round these here parts since last week. SWMBO is unwell. What a drama queen. I'd heard talk of them going to Dover on Saturday - without moi I might add. So, on Friday afternoon, we went to Val & Eric's kennel and I stayed overnight. She was looking a little peaky I must say but I noticed there was nothing at all wrong with her appetite. HWMBO drove her home and I barked and barked until they were out of view. At 4am in the morning, I woke Eric up by putting my paw on his arm and he took me downstairs and into the garden. I know what you're thinking - but imagine the alternative. Well, I was most surprised when mid morning, HWMBO came to collect me. We went home and the kennel was like a morgue (not that I'd know what a morgue looks like!) with the curtains closed and SWMBO trying to sleep but just coughing and complaining. HWMBO kept trying to put drops in her eyes but she was resisiting and squealing like a stuck pig. I was trying to sleep myself actually.
So, on Sunday, I went out with Dad. In the park we met Charles and Molly Ward. Always good to see them. Well, I thought so, but Charles play bit Dad's watch and cracked the glass. I understand the repair and the service of said watch are the price of a b****y mortgage. Odd really, when I know SWMBO didn't pay all that much for it when they were on holiday in Jersey. Not that he knows of course.
So, I haven't seen Benson since Friday morning. Good thing really, because he weed on my head. I don't think he did it on purpose but you never know with those pesky border collies. My white fur turned yellow and I had to have another shampoo and blow dry.
Yesterday, I wasn't walked at all. Mum stayed in bed and I thought I'd have a day off but today she got dressed for the first time in what seems like days. When she puts on her socks, I know I'm going out and I start getting all unecessary. Two hours later and I started to think she was playing with me. Mind games I think they call it. So I kept following her from room to room until she felt guilty and it worked. We only went to the little park nearby but it was OUT of the kennel. SWMBO was eating blackberries that were growing wild. I hope she doesn't get sick again. I also hope no other dog had watered them first!!
The dog you see above, is - or should I say was, Billy. Mum used to walk Billy and Poppy on Epsom Common on a Sunday morning but Billy died. We carried on walking Poppy until Christmas but we don't go there any more. We've got Benson now.