Can't stop - I'm entertaining tonight

Bon soir mes amis. I don't have long to talk, as I am getting myself ready for some female company this evening. My bow tie is on - straight - for a change and I'm having a combing as I write. A little Old Spice behind my manly furry ears and I'll be all set. I'll take my nappy off before they arrive. What a lovely surprise to hear that my old friends Ellie and Cindy are coming to play in my garden. I'm feeling frisky at the very thought. Check back soon to hear how my double date went. Hopefully there'll be photos!!