tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1919896345238212929.post491332806990331842..comments2011-08-17T08:47:43.161+01:00Comments on The Diary of a Welsh Springer Spaniel: I'm trying to forget ChristmasGill Tillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03663507644486604572noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1919896345238212929.post-7531273988331856702011-01-27T13:31:40.738+00:002011-01-27T13:31:40.738+00:00Ah-reet Taffy lad?
Nah then young'en ah'l...Ah-reet Taffy lad?<br /><br />Nah then young'en ah'll tell thee summat fer-nowt. Ah-cud eet a'scabby-donkey tween tu Bre't-Vans but ah cudden et a whole babby. Mind am as sick as a Cleethorpes donkey that tha’s ‘ad such a rum do just fer ed-buttin’ t’ bairn. Any roads babbies’re nowt but spit an' glue an yu’ could ride bear-arsed t'Brat-fud on thy old teeth.<br /><br />There's niver nowt, but-what there's summat. <br />And when-there's summat, it's-offen nowt. <br />And them-that allus' thinks they're-summat, <br />'as-nearly allus-risen fray-nowt. <br />It's no-use sittin-an-waitin' for summat, <br />'Cos more-offen, it' nobbut' ends-wi'nowt. <br />An' come to-think on-it', these lines I've penned, <br />Are-myst-lee summat' abart-nowt.<br /><br />So quit bletherin’ like tha’s oni fit f'knackers yard, ye wazzock, and mind SWMBO’s bladder's too near 'er-eyes.<br /><br />Sithee,<br />BertieBertienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1919896345238212929.post-91685118864068609022011-01-22T22:57:15.940+00:002011-01-22T22:57:15.940+00:00Hi Taffy,
I agree with Benji 100%. Parents are sup...Hi Taffy,<br />I agree with Benji 100%. Parents are supposed to be responsible for the care of their children and these particular parents were sadly lacking in that area. In retrospect, it sounds like the whole drama was much ado about nothing! You are not alone old son with not liking the attentions of young humans. My dear old Pepper girl had the same problem once. The toddler would not leave her alone until Pep snapped a warning. Fortunately she did not actually touch the girl. But again, the parents were too busy enjoying themselves to notice the child's behaviour or else they didn't care. Who knows? You take things easy Taff and look on each new day as a bonus, both for you and your folks.<br /><br />With lots of love,<br />Auntie Ba.<br />xxxxxxxxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1919896345238212929.post-80208955211556326022011-01-21T10:06:00.114+00:002011-01-21T10:06:00.114+00:00I'm with you of course Benji - but I think we&...I'm with you of course Benji - but I think we're in the minority! Thanks for your support. Am I crusty? I guess I have become so.Gill Tillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03663507644486604572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1919896345238212929.post-43432124377755455982011-01-20T09:03:03.749+00:002011-01-20T09:03:03.749+00:00Hi Taffy,why was the child not sat up at the table...Hi Taffy,why was the child not sat up at the table to eat ,where were the parents? Why leave a toddler with a crusty old boy like you.<br /> lots of barks and licks to you <br /> BenjiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com